we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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