i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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