Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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