Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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