Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I smell like Dick and happiness
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