I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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