Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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