Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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