I'm really into asian looking animals
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
We left the knife in your bed.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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