Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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