I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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