like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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