I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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