i just wanna soil my oats bro
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
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Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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