found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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