: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
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walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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