dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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