Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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