Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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