Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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