idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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