just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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