mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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