David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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