I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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