Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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