In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
