the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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