"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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