I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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