My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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