Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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