she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just gift wrapped bread.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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