We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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