I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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