I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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