I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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