my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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