READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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