How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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