I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize