hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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