I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
