lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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The US is in the finals, aren't they.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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