I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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