fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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