they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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