Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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