I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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