fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
My bed smells like the plague
Drunk is a universal language darling
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