All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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