Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Still dying that you shit outside
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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