For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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