Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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