we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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